Sorry craigslist poster, I believe you're mistaken

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 06/23/2014 at 21:45 • Filed to: None

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When you're least expecting someone to lower your faith in humanity, someone comes along and reminds you just how dumb people are. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! : "YES! It is a Porsche S with a Boxter body and a mid engine 911 moter, 911 susension, wheels and brakes. 1999 was the only year made." I want to slap this person.

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The full ad copy is as follows:

All leather, power everything, convertible top and a new Pioneer CD deck.

Triptronic manual/automatic transmission.

Mph has a digital read out. 265 like new rear tires and 235 new front tires with alloy rims. 250 break horse power.

YES! It is a Porsche S with a Boxter body and a mid engine 911 moter, 911 susension, wheels and brakes. 1999 was the only year made.

Remember a straight Porsche 911 is a rear engine car, this car is mid engine making it the best handling Porshe - EVER.

At least their badges match their cockamamie story.

Because if the front bumper is original, this car isn't even a Boxster S. The base model has a grille on either side of the front bumper. The S has a third opening in the middle. This is a base model front bumper.

This is a real Boxster S front bumper...

Brian Silvestro > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 21:46

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I saw this awhile ago, for some reason I didn't share it here.

That was a mistake, this is hilarious.

jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 21:48

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What the fuck?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 21:55

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wish I had a 911 moter.

McMike > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 21:58

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March, 2014 - $9999

May, 2014 - $8999

Don't buy it yet. According to this, it should be at $7999 next month.

Textured Soy Protein > McMike 06/23/2014 at 22:01

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I should have known oppo would be all over this!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 22:02

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those wheels make it look like a miata kit car

McMike > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 22:02

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I love seeing this shit re-posted. That way we can watch the price go down... down.. down...

Who knows, maybe by September, the decals will be gone, and it'll be listed for $4999

webmonkees > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 22:13

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Are those factory decals? because they're lovely. I wouldn't have known what kind of.. waitaminute. Even I know a Boxter from a 911.

Meanwhile, I was disappointed that this $900 specia l is 'each'.

924,928..

just four digits, it must just be the same car with different headlights..

Cool your heels, they're both automatics.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 22:16

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I'd laugh if it actually had the 3.4 conversion. That'd be the best fake out in history.

Textured Soy Protein > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 22:34

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They're actually 997.2 turbo (style) wheels. I'd be far from shocked if they're replicas.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Textured Soy Protein 06/23/2014 at 22:38

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Oh I knew they were from a 997 turbo, they are just too big for that car and make it look odd

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Textured Soy Protein 06/24/2014 at 21:19

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"250 Break horsepower" Haha